![]() When traffic came to a stop, he would grab the spoon with his left hand and furiously shovel spoonfuls of cereal into his mouth. He was holding the bowl in his right hand and steering with his left. And what do I see? A guy eating a bowl of cereal at the wheel of his car. I glance out my window, down at the car next to me. I come to a stop at a red light, traffic stopped all around me. One morning I’m heading out for the start of my route, and I’m in morning rush hour traffic. So, not quite an 18-wheeler, but I was still high up in my truck and could see down into people’s cars pretty easily. This was a 16 seat Mormon Assault Vehicle (MAV) filled to the brim with children. Wife reaching over from passenger seat steering the car. Husband was reading newspaper folded open in front of him with both hands on each side of the paper blocking his entire view. Car full of kids/family comes rolling by on the freeway. But nothing beats seeing an older guy sleeping in the drivers’ seat with presumably the cruise control on and his elderly wife holding the wheel. I’ve seen sex of all kinds with all types of objects. Was stopped at a light and saw a girl dig in her buttcrack for a good 5 seconds, pull her finger out and stare at it, then gave it a good sniff, then wipe it off on her shirt. Then cleaned up, rolled up the soiled paper and put in a plastic bag. He laid out a newspaper on the bench seat next to him, dropped his pants, hovered his ass over the paper, and let loose. I saw everything.ī) Same as A, but she just hung her ass out the driver’s window and urinated into the wind/on her car because we were all doing about 10 MPH. The common is a guy urinating in a bottle.Ī) A young woman (the driver) stop her car on a very slowly moving onramp (1 MPH due to heavy congestion on the highway it was merging to), get out, drop her pants to her ankles, and urinate on the onramp with hundreds of people watching. Bathrooms can be hard to find in some areas so it’s somewhat understandable, but occasionally you get surprised. Pretty much you-name-it, I saw it.įor non-sexual, a lot of bathroom stuff. After a minute or two of cracking up, we sped away.Ī lot of sexual stuff. He took the ten hand off, returned us a thumbs up, and went back to driving. He looked over at us with this goofy-ass look on his face, so my partner and I gave him the obligatory thumbs up. What we saw was a young man, with hands on ten and two and his eyes straight ahead, getting his cock absolutely devoured by a blonde girl who’s face I never saw. Naturally, I slowed the ambulance down when we got next to him. ![]() While driving back to the house one night after a run to the hospital, we noticed a car going conspicuously slow on the highway. I’m not a trucker, but when I was in college, I was a Call FF/EMT. I hope that trucker mentions me on this thread. I made eye contact with the trucker for a brief second. Just as I’m starting to bop her head against the visor, a truck merges onto the highway beside us. I waited until no one was around and she climbed into my lap in a reverse cowgirl position (so she could grab the wheel if needed). I had sex while driving down a highway in North Carolina. On another note I frequently see people doing cocaine or jerking off. I don’t know what the fuck was going on but it reinforced my opinion that lebarons are the creepiest vehicle on the road. In the back was a teenager in a tuxedo and a completely naked elderly woman. I once drove by an elderly man in a chauffeurs suit driving a Chrysler Lebaron. I’ve told this story before on similar threads but I have no problem telling it again. These are real stories of drivers on our nation’s highways, the same highways that you and I drive on every week. You think that texting and driving is dangerous? How about reading the goddamn newspaper in the driver’s seat with your windshield completely obstructed, all while your elderly wife in the passenger seat holds the steering wheel. You thought getting road head was the end-all-be-all of highway sex antics? Try reverse cowgirl in the driver’s seat so that she can steer while you keep your foot on the gas petal. Truck drivers of America gathered together on the forums of the Internet to share stories of the most WTF things they’ve ever seen drivers doing on our nation’s highways, and I’ve pulled together the best of those stories because I want you bros to know what’s out there.
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